Good news Comrades, our Most Great Leader now has a sacred"little blue book".
Just like Mao's little Red Book, it is full of his inspirational words of wisdom to help guide us through our new "socialist future"
Just a sampling of some of the many quotes:
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."
According to the publisher of the book:
Just like Mao's little Red Book, it is full of his inspirational words of wisdom to help guide us through our new "socialist future"
Just a sampling of some of the many quotes:
"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon
“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula"
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
"It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people
"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."
According to the publisher of the book:
"It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times. "
Please note this is not to be confused with the other book that was an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and carry at all times -Mein Kampf
